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Panda Jokes

Why do pandas have fur coats?

Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets

Night of Drinking
A man and his pet panda walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.”
So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my panda.”
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the panda falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.”
To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a panda.”

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a panda sitting next to him.
“Are you a panda?” asked the man, surprised.
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The panda replied, “Well, I liked the book.”

Front Seat
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a miniature panda in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that panda?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the panda again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
“I thought you were going to take that panda to the zoo!”
The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”

PANDAS the story of all of us (Part 3)


The story of all of us

Part 3, Roz belief, new technology, and new diffrerent pandas.

100,000,000,000 pawears later… (the Pandas have a secret herb that lets them live A LONG time)

398,589, 698,545 B.K

     ”The Roz kingdom cannot succeed their settlement! Send half of our troops there to attack and destroy! Bring our bombs there and light there villages on fire!” as the leader of the army, Pandawell, screamed. “Roz is going to kill our pandas! The Roz has grizzlies, and we only have pandas!”

     ”Sir, but we have the technology to defeat them, we are smarter!”

     ”They already stole the bomb and the cannon from us, we have no better technology anymore! Tell all of the weapon engineers to get better weapons!!!”

At Panor’s mansion…

“Pant, pant, pant, the leader, Panzier, sent me here to tell you!”

“I already invented the bomb, what else does he want!”

“The messenger panda told Panor that Panzier wants extremely long ranged weapon, one that can kill a grizzly in one shot and one that is portable.”

Then the messenger left. Once he left Panors mansion, Panor quickly went to work in his work office. He created blueprints, one after an other. Then he tested a type of bow, how strong, how light, how small, and how fast it can shoot. It didn’t work. To heavy, big and low fire rate. Day after day, week by week, he can never get the design right. Then, he came up with a whole new plan. Instead of a sling-shot (like the bow’s string) he will use a blast to push the ball. It will all happen inside of a steel barrel. Panor called his new invention the gun. It was lighter, stronger, and the fire rate was better. He quickly sent his invention to Panzier. Panzier liked the idea. They started to mass produce them. This was how the won the war against the grizzlies. (there are still some believers of Roz)

In the walls of Pan, there was a new explorer. He heard a lot of pandas say they saw a new type of panda. The panda was hairy, stupid, and strong. The explorer, Pansor Panboo, was confident that he can find one. They all said they were in the north-west Panda World (like the location of Europe). On fall 2, he went out to find it.  It only took 7 suntops until he captured one. He was excited and brought it back to Panda world He called it the “Panda-Talls.” They were scared of them so then they started hunting them down. It took one Pawear to hunt them to extinction. That was the story of the Panda-talls.

Part 4 is going to be Electricity (their first power source) , Inventions, and smarter lifestyle

PANDAS the story of all of us (Part two)


The story of all of us

Part two, war, diseases, and religion

518,232,513,111,341 B.K

     Deep in the forest of the kingdom Pan, was a small house. The house was packed with technology. There was a bunch of things in the building. The owner of this house came from Pan. He was a weapon engineer. He was the one that invented the cannon, flame catapult, and the trowing spear. Then suddenly, he had an idea, he packed a lot of gunpowder in a machine. The machine compressed the gunpowder till it was as dense as lead. He put the gunpowder in a small container. He put a small piece of yarn leading to the gunpowder on the top of the container. He went to test is. This is the begging of the bomb. He lit the yarn and ran away fast. Once the fire got to the gunpowder, “BOOM!” The trees all around the bomb collapsed. He was running towards his house, grabbed all his goods (including an other bomb), and went towards the leader of the army.

After a little while…

     ”Pant, pant, pant,”  As the weapon engineer, Panor, was talking to the army leader. The leader asked what was going on. Then Panor quickly responded, “I wanted to show you…this!” Panor held out the bomb. The army leader then asked, “What is this?” Panor answered,

“It is a bomb!”

“What does is do?”

“watch this…”

And then, Panor and the leader walked out into the open. Panor lit the yarn, and it went,”BOOM!” again. The leader was stunned by the amazing invention. He told Panor to hire a lot of workers to mass produce the bomb. Then the leader gave Panor a huge wad of money, and then left.

501, 131, 371,425 B.K

     ”Quick, hide behind the walls! We are going to explode to death!” As the kingdom of Velmark (now fully destroyed. Velmark attacked Pan and Pan won by over 1-100. Velmark lost everything and it no longer exists.) were screaming, “The kingdom Pan got us, we are doomed! Retreat!” All the other cats of Velmark were trying to leave but failed. No Velmark cats survived. Pan was victorious. Pan only won because of the bomb. Many and many wars came, and Pan was winning all of them. They are now rich in every way possible. Then, there was an other war. An unexpected one. The Attackers came here, and spread diseases.

498,598,698,498 B.K

     The disease, the white death (T.W.D), has already killed over %50 of the whole Pan kingdom. They tried to fight it of with legendary medicine, but it didn’t work. Nothing helped. The pandas with the disease had to go out on ships all the way to a land that has a lot of fresh plants and air. It didn’t work either. Then, they gave up. The people that had it died and the people that didn’t have it survived. It was like this for over 100 years in Panda World. Then, it was finally over. %75 of all the pandas in the Panda World died. Only %25 survived.

498,589, 698,545 B.K

     Pan was also a religion. The religion that started the kingdom. Now, there are different religions. At that time if a panda believed a different religion. They have to get sent away, or if the religion was offensive. They either get killed or they leave in an instant. No panda dared to believe in a different religion. They loved the kingdom Pan and they wanted to stay there. So some believed differently secret. Then, a panda named Pandadoor Panswell started an new kingdom (now just a city in the kingdom Pan, also now in Pan, pandas can believe differently freely) The kingdom is called Religious Pandas. They moved there, made a huge city, added big houses, added a castle, and it was good enough for them. This is how the Roz religion (Pan’s grizzly brother) spread to the kingdom of Pan…

Part 3 is going to be Roz belief, different pandas, and new technology.

PANDA the story of all of us


The story of all of us

Part one, Birth, environment, and kingdom

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     Like every  other birth, it started with a explosion. The explosion wasn’t like any other explosion, it was an explosion of life. The explosion came from the flame of life, created by Pandamount, the life chemist. One of the C.J.7 planets most powerful chemist. He added bamboo to the flame of life. He waited for a while. And the n finally decided to go to bed and wait for the explosion.

     ”BOOM!” Pandamount (P.M) woke up in an instant. When he looked at the flame of life, an animal was sitting there. The animal was small, and the size of a stick of butter. It was pink. He named the species a Panda. P.M gave the Panda lots of choices. He let him choose the environment. The choices were 1. Jungle 2.forest 3.dessert 4.snow 5.grasslands 6.ocean 7.moutain 9.underground 10.exotic forest. The food type, Plants, Animal, and mixture. The Panda chose exotic forest and plant. P.M named that panda Pan. Pan was the first panda ever born.

518,232,513,515,565 B.K

     Pan became the god of Panda world. More and more pandas were born each minute. The pandas that time didn’t know almost anything. They didn’t develop any complex communication yet. They just communicated by drawing pictures. Years went by. There drawings got more complex. And they finally got words to talk now. They slowly got more advanced in making sounds. After a long time, they finally got to talk to each other. They started schools, work areas, villages, stores, farms, and so on. There village grew bigger and bigger every second. Then the owners of the village decided to make the big village to a Kingdom. This was the begging of the Pan kingdom. The Pan kingdom quickly started building the castle. They made an army, made every building stronger with a element stronger then steel. They created thick stone walls around the kingdom. Forests were being cut down. Armies surrounded the kingdom with millions of cannoneers, archers, barbarians, knights, armored swordsmen, catapults,and more. The kingdom Pan is still today, the strongest kingdom ever.

Part 2 is going to be war, diseases and religion.


It all started with an search, some pandas were searching for a herb that could give the owner that picked it a immortal life. It was a mere coincidence that the queen or darkness was searching too. She was using a potion to make herself beautiful instead of people having to see her hideous, ugly face. She stumbled and accidentally tripped one of the pandas. Obviously, the pandas didn’t know it was the queen of darkness. So they killed her on the spot.

News spread to the darkness king and he sent 4 of his best men to avenge his wife’s life. The next morning the 2 pandas were gone.

The parents of the 2 pandas were begging the king to keep searching so Pan the king sent two of his best men to search for the pandas. So general Pandze and his best student Panbo set out for the search. They were searching for hours and they saw the bamboo getting darker every time they took a step. “Let’s go back,”  the student

“Okay let’s go,” the general replied

As they started to leave 5 dark soldiers came